Korn Are Touring — Oh Yes, Korn Are Touring

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Yeah, they are. I got an email today from some chick who wanted to give away Korn tickets through the site. I didn’t email her back. Instead, I turned it into news. See how that works?

“I’m currently working on a sweepstakes with Sony and Live Nation where fans of Korn can win concert tickets for them and four friends as well as an after party with the artist. I think your readers on Gun Shy Assassin would love learning about this sweeps,” the email reads.

One show, the email said, would be at New York’s iconic Roseland Ballroom, where I have seen more kids get stomped fucking destroyed — both physically, in the pit, and because they were hammered, blowing chunks downstairs — than any other venue.

I did a little digging and found some tour dates online. Cool, huh? The tour will be in support of Korn’s forthcoming poopstep album The Path To Totality. More like the path to pure poo-poo.

Korn dates:
11/3: Boston, MA @ House Of Blues

11/4: New York, NY @ Roseland Ballroom

11/5: Upper Darby, PA @ Tower Theater

11/9: Miami Beach, FL @ Fillmore

11/10: Orlando, FL @ Hard Rock Live

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