Today is my birthday. Not something I typically celebrate, but halfway through, I am feeling the urge to do something.
Had I prepared better, I could have spent the day with family or friends. But I’m a Last Minute Larry, so I will be spending the day largely alone, resting and taking it easy.
Fuck it. Birthdays are just irritating milestones that signal you’re just closer and closer to the dirt nap. I did have plans for tonight, but they fucking fell through because some people can be flaky. But it’s cool.
There’s new Korn music to celebrate with.
I’m kidding. I would rather listen to the sounds of my own coffin being hammered shut.
At the end of this post, find “Love And Meth,” a new song from the band named after a vegetable.
The song comes from Korn’s impending new album, The Paradigm Shift, which drops October 8.
I think it’s so fucked that Korn basically releases a new album every year and Necrophagist can’t even release an album every 20 years.
But then again, it takes a lot less time to craft shitty pop than it does technical death metal.
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