That’s right, ladies and jerks.
Well, it’s not like he has to travel for. He’s in Richmond, Virginia, already. And it’s not like he’s performing. Oh no — he’s eating.
At this year’s Gwar-B-Q, which will take place September 17 at Hadad’s Water Park, Lamb of God lead singer Randy Blythe will be judging the Gwar-B-Q Cook-Off. Meanwhile, here’s an exciting addition to the event: local bike gang The Cutthroats will be presenting a special bike-jousting event.
Also appearing at the Gwar-B-Q will be VH1 Classic “That Metal Show” co-host and Don Jamieson: “As a fan of Gwar since Scumdogs Of The Universe, I am honored to perform on the same stage they will undoubtedly ejaculate on,” he said.
And if that wasn’t reason enough to go, Gwar will also be performing. That’s still not enough? From the press release announcing the new additions to the Gwar-B-Q — see if this doesn’t change your mind: “Gwar is also happier than ‘an Orc in an orphanage’ to welcome notorious malcontent and ‘Jackass/Viva La Bam’ star Chris Rabb, a.k.a. ‘Rabb Himself’ to the festivities. Rabb, who has recently been showcasing his talents behind the camera with his new project ‘Hot Dog Casserole,’ will be calling the action at the Gwar-B-Q’s version of extreme sports, ‘the Spew-Olympics.’”
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