I don’t know, man. I love Lamb of God, and I think Randy Blythe is cool as shit. But there comes a time in every skaters life when they need to transition.
Yes, folks — that transition from short board to long board…from doing tricks and hanging at skate parks to just gliding down the street like a righteous man. I made the transition after nearly breaking my ass open four years ago when I tried to grind a rail.
I think Randy needs to give up the short board.
The Lamb of God vocalist recently sprained his ankle while boarding.
A while back, Randy released a video for his seemingly-abandoned presidential campaign.
No more half-pipes dude. No more skate parks. Just glide, bro. It’s OK.
Randy posted an image of his ankle online. I will spare you the image.
“My left ankle is sorta like a cankle now,” reads the caption. “I think it’s sorta sexy.”
Long board, dude — long board.
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