Late Alice In Chains Frontman’s Solo Tracks To Appear In Tom Arnold Film

Layne Staley

You know, when I was at CMJ some ten or more years ago, I ran into Tom Arnold. At some punk show. He was there with Jonathan Silverman of “Weekend at Bernie’s” fame and Bob Saget. I don’t even remember what happened because I was shit-tanked, but I said something to Tom Arnold, and my boy Jay looked at me as though I had told The Pope to fuck off.

I should call Jay and ask him what it was. Tom Arnold ended up summoning security to have me and my pals removed, and we had some words. I remember Bob Saget was macking on some hoe half his age, and I was envious he was going to get to fuck her…thinking it was me she should’ve been porking.

Anyways, reports claim that two previously unheard tracks from late Alice In Chains vocalist Layne Staley will appear on the soundtrack for the upcoming film “Grassroots,” which stars Tom Arnold and that dude from “American Pie” and that other dude from “Bones.”

No further details have been offered about the songs, but here’s the trailer for the flick.

I must admit; the prospect of hearing Layne’s voice again, in a new song, has my cock petrified. I could hit a homer with this fucking boner.

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