Lecherous Nocturne Frontman “Did Not Quit”

Jason Hohenstein

So, I’m assuming that means he was fucking fired. The statement he issued to Blabbermouth doesn’t quite explain how it came to pass that he’s no longer in Lecherous Nocturne, but Jason Hohenstein is out.

Apparently, according to the aforementioned statement, Hohenstein was writing songs with the South Carolina-based extreme metal band “in preparation of the new record when I was asked to leave.”

Did they tell him not to come back? I mean, maybe they just wanted him to step away so they could plan his birthday party or something. Dude, call them. Maybe this is all just a huge misunderstanding.

“I felt it was time to issue a statement since nothing has officially been said,” says Hohenstein. “I DID NOT QUIT! I want to make that perfectly clear. Thanks to all the friends and fans for their support over the years.”

Hohenstein said he could be contacted at [email protected] in the event that someone needs his pipes over their crushing music. Serious offers, only. Don’t — and I MEAN DON’T — email this dude and tell ask him when his birthday is.

Really. I was with these two chicks one time and they asked me to leave the room for a minute. Two minutes later, they called me back in and I got a double-trouble suck job. It was killer. The DNA flew far that day, my friends.

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