Limp Bizkit Frontman Developing Show About His Life

Fred Durst

Leave it to a network as shitty as the CW to develop a show about Fred Durst’s life.

Reports claim the real-life drama will be a series of one-hour shows, and called “The Noise.”

The series will follow one young man’s journey from a volatile home to rock superstardom with his new band.

Durst is an executive producer on the show.

I wonder if he’ll make a sex tape in the show. And be molested by his uncle. And have a breakdancing nickname like Fruit Loop.

If it were possible, I’d rather be transported, via time machine, to the moment right before my own death, and watch the last pathetic minutes of my fading existence.

This show will last one season, if that.

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