I betcha anything fucking Pauly Shore’s writin’ a whole bunch of jokes for him to use. Yes, folks: Fred Durst, that tubby frontfuck for Limp Bizkit — perhaps the worst band to have ever happened in the history of the world…ever — is branching out again.
Now, Durst fancies himself a funny man. And no, I don’t think he’s just going to stand there and freestyle rap. Although, I would laugh a ton at that.
No, I think he will want to be taken seriously as a comic, which is a fucking joke. This dude’s porn video was pretty hysterical, but beyond that, I don’t see Fred being funny. At all.
But that won’t stop him from hosting a “rocking night of comedy” in Hollywood at the Laugh Factory on February 2.
The evening will also likely ruin the careers of Chris D’Elia, Dean Delray and others.
Fred should only use his hand for one thing. Not comedy.
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