Head to the end of this post.
Listen to the new Cynic album, in full, right this second. Because, well, it’s Cynic.
Cynic is awesome sauce. You know it, I know it — dogs know it!
Kindly Bent To Free Us will be available for purchase next week. On Valentine’s Day.
Let that serve as a reminder to get your girlfriend those anal beads you were planning to get her this year. Anal beads and roses = always a great gift for February 14.
And this year, Cynic, too.