Oh, moral conundrum. Why do you punish me so?
So, this girl I used to make the sex with back before there was WiFi contacted me last night, to bemoan her loveless marriage to a man with a dead libido.
Before I know it, she’s asking me whether I’d consider meeting up with her at some future date (soon, though) and giving her a one-time dose of the old vitamin C.
She needs it, she says. She wants it, she tells me. And she needs and wants this ugly fuck to give it to her.
Alas, I was once married and my wife cheated on me, and that feeling was worse than anything I’ve experienced since. So, I am torn between my own selfish needs and my moral code and experience.
This has nothing to do with Madball, but I am getting there dude.
So, this is my question: Do I take the karmic hit and bury my dick in her or do I tell her to get counseling, figure her shit out, and then call me when she’s a free woman?
Put yourself in my horny shoes, and let me know in the comments section below, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I’d appreciate the input.
Anyways, enough about me giving a married chick a hardcore rogering — wanna hear some crushing hardcore?
If you said “Not really, but OK,” then head for the end of this post and listen to a new selection from New York’s Madball.
The have premiered a new song online called “Doc Marten Stomp.”
The song appears on the band’s new disc Hardcore Lives, which’ll be out June 27 and boasts Terror’s Scott Vogel, H20’s Toby Morse and Candace Puopolo of Walls Of Jericho as guests.
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