Don’t believe the hype, fuckers.
Van Halen is not coming to Europe to play any shows, let alone a full on fucking tour.
This, according to Irving Azoff, the Van Halens’ manager.
He tells Billboard reports of a European tour are news to him.
The rumors started when David Lee Roth appeared on a radio show, saying Van Halen was “going to be playing Europe — probably 50 or 60 shows starting at the end of this year.”
Is he fucking high, David Lee? I guess that’s a rhetorical question. I know he’s high.
Says Azoff: “All the announced dates, which include the date in Australia, the dates in Japan and a date in Wisconsin, are confirmed and on sale and those are real. I manage the Van Halens, and I know nothing about any European tour.”
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