Two fuckin’ Avril Lavigne posts in one fucking day!
Holy shitballs, is the world actually finally coming to an end?
I didn’t realize Avril was still so fucking relevant. Speaking of irrelevance, Marilyn Manson will reportedly appear on the future Mrs. Chad Kroeger’s next album.
The as-yet-untitled CD will be Lavigne’s first for Epic after leaving RCA Records, and her fifth overall.
“The record’s really diverse,” Lavigne told Billboard.
“We’ve got these pop-rock tunes, and then these piano ballads with orchestras. I have a heavier song that Marilyn Manson’s on called ‘Bad Girl,’ and then I’ve got a song called ‘Hello Kitty’ that sounds like nothing I’ve done before.”
You mean it’s actually listenable? Surely you jest.
She added: “‘Here’s To Never Growing Up’ is one of the rock tunes on it, but it’s all over the place.”
Rock tunes? Please. This bitch makes pop music that not even 15-year-olds are dumb enough to like.
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