Marilyn Manson To Appear On New Avril Lavigne Record

Marilyn Manson

Two fuckin’ Avril Lavigne posts in one fucking day!

Holy shitballs, is the world actually finally coming to an end?

I didn’t realize Avril was still so fucking relevant. Speaking of irrelevance, Marilyn Manson will reportedly appear on the future Mrs. Chad Kroeger’s next album.

The as-yet-untitled CD will be Lavigne’s first for Epic after leaving RCA Records, and her fifth overall.

“The record’s really diverse,” Lavigne told Billboard.

“We’ve got these pop-rock tunes, and then these piano ballads with orchestras. I have a heavier song that Marilyn Manson’s on called ‘Bad Girl,’ and then I’ve got a song called ‘Hello Kitty’ that sounds like nothing I’ve done before.”

You mean it’s actually listenable? Surely you jest.

She added: “‘Here’s To Never Growing Up’ is one of the rock tunes on it, but it’s all over the place.”

Rock tunes? Please. This bitch makes pop music that not even 15-year-olds are dumb enough to like.

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