Yes, it’s true — Memphis May Fire are pure shit.
Now that we’ve established that, here’s the news: Memphis May Fire may have fired guitarist Ryan Bentley, a founding member of the band.
It’s not clear whether he left of his own accord, or was asked to leave or what.
I am sure, though, that those details will surface soon, and when they do, I still won’t give a flying fuck.
Bentley offered the following late last night through his Twitter: “I’m no longer in Memphis May Fire. Details later.”
I hope he was fired. That would make their name ten times dumber.
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