Metallica Drummer Dating Model

Lars’ lady

And guess what — she’s four inches taller than him?

Now, look at your wang. That’s how much taller she is! Nutty, right?

I’m kidding. She is taller, but I’m sure your peen’s much bigger than four inches.

Around.

From the ground.

Anyways, it seems Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich spent a recent weekend in Fargo, North Dakota, with his new girlfriend, Jessica Miller.

She’s 28, and he’s 48.

Not sure if I want to applaud or cringe.

Miller was previously in a relationship with System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian. I guess she’s just one of those chicks who bones rockers. At least she’s stepping up in terms of legacy, right?

Miller’s a professional model and has appeared on the cover of various international editions of Vogue magazine.

Lars is a single father with three boys. He’s a perfect catch, man.

Just FYI: Google Images has a ton of topless pics of Miller. Do with that information what you must.

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