Later this month, Metallica is supposed to enter a recording studio to record a new album or — as Kirk Hammett has called it — a “recording project.” We have no idea what these fuckers are up to — thankfully, we have Lars Ulrich to clue us in.
Lars tells Metal Hammer magazine that he can’t say much. No surprise there.
“Ooh, boy. Yeah, I… What would you like me to say?,” he replied, when asked about the upcoming studio sessions. “Obviously, I can’t talk about it. If I could talk about it, I would — you know me. It’s… We’ll see… It’s something… We’ll see how it plays out. If there’s something, you’ll be among the first to know, trust me.”
When asked if the project involved “something new,” Ulrich paused before replying, “Er… something new? Um… not necessarily. It depends on where you look at it from. I wouldn’t call it something new. You guys will be right there when we’re ready to share it with somebody. Right now there’s nothing to say, and Kirk’s been… er… He’s been given 10 push-ups! And not kid push-ups! Kirk is doing 10 push-ups every morning ’till rehearsal.”
Fuck that noise. Could he be more elusive? I guess so, but fuck man — I hate this indecisive shit. I understand bands often can’t let the cat out of the bag, but the cat’s out and pissing all over our pillows. So, talk about it…don’t confuse matters more you short asshole.
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