Ministry’s Al Jourgensen Going To Rehab

Boozing band leader announces Feb. 3 for his impending treatment stint

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Al Jourgensen

Ministry’s leader, Al Jourgensen, has announced he’ll be heading into a rehab facility come February 3 to start working on his next sobriety, and will be released before summer.

But Al, why not go now? No time like the present, am I right?

What, are you giving yourself two weeks to just punish the old liver as part of some final, drunken hurrah just before giving up booze forever?

Seems weird, no? Weird insomuch as A.) he’s announced it (just go, dude…we don’t need to know), and B.) that he’d wait so fucking long to go if he does, in fact, realize he needs help.

“My sobriety will not, and I repeat, not knock off my sarcasm. If anything, it will intensify,” Al promises online. “I appreciate the support from my brother and family. [I] kicked dope and crack by myself, but I need help on this one, so all your thoughts and prayers are more than welcome.”

I kind of figured Al was drinking. I mean, why else would he admit this? He must have been drunk.

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