This is fantastic news, and kind of hilarious news, actually.
Modern Day Escape, that awful band from Orlando your little sister’s into, has gone on an indefinite hiatus. That’s the good news.
The even funnier news? They never told their drummer.
“All good things must come to a PAUSE,” says the band, referencing themselves as good when they clearly know otherwise.
“We regret to inform our fans we will be taking an official hiatus from the music industry as the group Modern Day Escape until further notice.”
Not long after, drummer Sandra Alvarenga took to the webernets, to vent about how she wasn’t part of the decision.
“I can’t believe they didn’t even tell me any of this and just go ahead and post about a ‘hiatus,’” she writes on Twitter. “No bitch I am not going on no ‘hiatus.’”
Yes. Yes you are.
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