This is just fucking weird.
The Bamboozle Festival, the annual three-day gathering of kids in tight emo pants and Nikki Sixx hair with girlfriends way too cute for them, has Mötley Crüe playing this year when it takes over the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, April 29, April 30 and May 1.
The Bamboozle always gets “ironic” acts to play the festival. Like 50 Cent. This year, they’ve got Lil Wayne and fucking Mötley Crüe. Because God knows folks under the age of 20 fucking love the Crüe. I was listening to the Crüe before they were making pornos and ice skating and drunk driving. But I’ve got to say, I fucking can’t stand them now. Denise Richards is smoking Nikki’s pole and Vince Neil can do whatever the fuck he wants, like drink and drive and face no ramifications. Fucknuts.
Others taking the Bamboozle stage this year include Taking Back Sunday, The Gaslight Anthem, Wiz Khalifa, Bruno Mars, LMFAO, Chiddy Bang, Dashboard Confessional, A Day To Remember, Boys Like Girls, New Found Glory with Marky Ramone, Circa Survive, Waka Flocka Flame, Streetlight Manifesto, and the RX Bandits.
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