Motograter Down For Knotfest

Band used to feature one of the douches from Five Finger Death Punch



Oh Motograter. They’re like the little engine that could.

A failed crowdfunding campaign couldn’t keep them from landing a spot on Slipknot’s festival’s bill.

The Knotfest will now feature Motograter, says band drummer Noah “Shark” Robertson.

The band is best known for being the group the lead singer of Five Finger Death Punch USED to be in.

Says Shark:

“It’s official. Motograter is playing Knotfest. Fans are already beginning to speculate as to whether or not Ivan Moody will acknowledge the band in any way. Everyone is asking if he would ever be willing to do a couple songs with us on stage?! We love the guy and there is no bad blood on our side of the table… We are proud of everything he has accomplished! Can’t wait to play this show!”

Fans? Fans are speculating?

Come on, guy. You can’t claim to have fans when you couldn’t even generate $400 in donations.

What fans?

And by the way, here’s a news bulletin: No one cares.

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