He may be ancient, mole-riddled, and suffering poor health, but that hasn’t stopped Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead from getting his fuck on.
The band has been forced to cancel three shows because Lemmy suffered an unspecified haematoma.
But on Lemmy’s official Facebook page, a message says he’s alive and well…but I guess not well enough to hit the stage.
“We are happy to announce that despite rumors to the contrary, Lemmy is alive, breathing, talking, fucking, drinking, eating, reading and will be back to playing shows shortly,” says the post.
I wonder if he’s smoking, too.
“As reported, he did undergo a Motor-pit-stop for some medical maintenance this past spring, and the timing of his recent illness was unfortunate in that it came so soon after that.
“Lemmy & Co believe in the ‘keep calm and carry on’ way of thinking. Fans can anticipate more Motörhead live action this summer, as well as the most exciting Motörhead in years, Aftershock, this fall.”
Lemmy…still getting laid more than you. Or maybe just me.
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