Dude, if you were to show up to a party with that box o’ wine, I am sure no one would fucking make fun of you. Like they normally do when you show up with Franzia.
Starting today, you can now get Sacrifice Shiraz Bag-in-Box.
This is the world’s first box of wine “for the rock ‘n’ roll world,” says a press release.
The box is modeled to look exactly like a guitar amplifier, and “this is a unique, iconic packaging from ‘the world’s loudest band’ that unreservedly demands its place on the wine shelf.”
“Can you decorate your rock’n’roll table with something better? No, I would not believe so,” says Mikkey Dee.
A cast-iron mold of Lemmy’s mole would be better.
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