Mushroomhead Rejoined By Former Singer?

J Mann

You know it’s a fucking slow news day when I’m resorting to news about bands named after parts of the peen.

It seems there are rumors abounding that Mushroomhead — a worthless, unlistenable band that’s basically Slipknot for Juggalos — have been rejoined by former vocalist Jason “J Mann” Popson.

That’s what ThePRP claims, anyways.

That means the band has three singers now.

THREE! Because it takes three talentless fucks to make music that shitty.

If you came here because you have Mushroomhead news alerts, I feel bad for you. Clearly, you’re a dimwit.

If you read this story and you hate Mushroomhead all the same, I’ve got something to tell you to make it worthwhile.

ThePRP is also claiming that more rumors are popping up about Lamb of God and Killswitch Engage’s alleged tour this fall with Testament.

That doesn’t mean the shit’s official yet, but more rumors means the better our chances the bands will hook up for a run of shows.

GSA should be a fucking sponsor of that tour, if I say so myself.

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