I wish I had someone I cared about, who cared about me.
Maybe then I’d take her to a metal show and pop the question, and we’d have ugly children.
But alas, I am all alone. Not even looking, in fact. Man, how I miss vagina.
Anyways, so, some dude asked his old lady to marry him from the stage of Napalm Death’s recent set in Miami.
Apparently, the couple first met at a Napalm Death show.
I wish I would meet a chick at a show. That would be pretty phat.
Here is video someone shot of the couple becoming betrothed.
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