Napalm Death Frontman Is “Not Gay”


Just in case you were wondering.

That’s right, people — just ahead of Obama’s monumental civil rights declaration, Napalm Death vocalist Mark “Barney” Greenway has assured the world he doesn’t like cock.

In an interview with “Scary Terry’s Saturday Nightmare,” a radio show, Barney was asked if there is a question he wishes someone would ask him.

His response? “Are you gay?”

Added Greenway: “No, I’m not, but there’s lots of rumors about me out there. I mean, not that it matters. I find it quite amusing; I’m deeply touched by that, actually. Yeah, I think people sort of put two and two together and make five.”

I have never, ever heard a rumor about this dude being gay. Is he just fucking around with us? Any of you ever heard anything untoward?

“Because I’ve always been very open about talking about things like sexuality and stuff, people come up with a miscalculation and just assume that you’re gay,” he says. “I’m not, but it is quite amusing. But nobody will ever ask me that outright. And I’m always willing to talk about stuff like that. People shouldn’t be afraid of discussing stuff like that openly.”

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