New Juggalo Infomercial Released, Verdict: Lame

This is what happens when your parents listen to ICP

Yes, the Insane Clown Posse is a rap group. And the Annual Gathering of the Juggalos features a bunch of hip-hoppers who dress in clown make-up. So I’m not sure (beyond the obvious “This is fucking lame as fuck” factor…) why various metal sites discuss Insane Clown Posse and their underground music festival, which this year, features the likes of hed (p.e.), Tila Tequila, Slick Rick, Method Man, Naughty By Nature, Lil’ Kim, Todd Bridges, Ron Jeremy, Gallagher, Tom Green, and a bunch of midgets.

This upcoming 11th Annual Gathering of The Juggalos — August 12 to 15 in Illinois — features all kinds of mindless happenings, including flash light-lit wrestling matches at 4 in the morning, various signing sessions, carnival rides, and — get this shit — seminars. I wonder what on. How not to get herpes when dating a Juggalette? The best place to find a coffin for your dead Juggalette baby?

The commercial also suggests that at the Gathering, “you’ll probably get laid.” What kind of shit is that? You will probably get laid. Shit, I’ve been in relationships most of my life, and even then, there’s no guarantee you’re getting laid. Although, it would be fun to just go to the Gathering and try to fuck stupid chicks in clown make-up. Fun and rewarding.

Yes, the year’s commercial is not as out there or hilarious as last year’s spot, but it’s still fucked up.

Can that blonde chick curse and make it sound like she means it? Her profanity just sounds so forced. I’ve never heard the word “motherfucker” come across as disingenuous before now. I have a feeling that’s because she’s worried those two dudes in the low rider are going to rape her. And I don’t blame her. They probably will. Those dudes look like rapists.


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