Nightwish have a new singer.
Her name is Floor Jansen, and she used to be in some other band, but now she’s in Nightwish.
Being that she’s in Nightwish, Nightwish had to take a new picture for all of its Nightwish-related happenings and goings-on.
Because before Floor Jansen joined Nightwish and before they took this exciting new picture, Nightwish had a new singer. Nightwish’s old singer was given the proverbial boot, and now she’s known as former Nightwish singer Anette Olzon.
She’s even taken down her official blog since Nightwish dropped her ass for a new model.
I purposely wrote most of this story as if I were a 5-year-old named Billy.
Why? Nightwish doesn’t matter.
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