Nikki Sixx Cool With Jesse James Porking Kat Von D

Kat Von ST-D

Oh good. I’m glad Kat Von D’s fucking Sandra Bullock’s ex-fucktard Jesse James is getting the phones ringing again at Nikki Sixx’s office. His secretary was starting to feel bad about collecting all those paychecks for doing virtually nothing all day. I mean, who the fuck is calling Nikki Sixx? Who knew that dude had an office?

So, what does the bassist for Motley Crue do when he starts getting calls from tabloids, seeking comment on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend, that douche who cheated on Sandra Bullock with that broad covered in tattoos? You know, the “Most Hated Man in America?” What’s Nikki think of all this?

“The only thing I wanna say is, ‘I wish Kat nothing but the very best. Right now I am focusing on my family, the Sixx Sense radio show, the [second] Sixx:A.M. album and my upcoming book.’ Any quote attributed to me other than this is inaccurate,” he writes on his MySpace page.

So, then we all know the following quote from Nikki Sixx is absolutely false: “Listen, I nailed Kat Von D for a good long while there, and I got sick of her bitching. I’m in Motley fucking Crue, goddammit! I can bang whoever I want. I’m glad she’s someone else’s headache now. Have fun with my sloppy seconds, Jesse!”

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