Nikki Sixx must’ve made a deal with the devil when he was a teenager, because — even with that fucking matted down hair of his — has ripped through more celebrity fotch than Tommy Lee, Wilmer Valderrama, John Mayer, and the entire Rat Pack combined. And his streak continues with another huge score
According to Us Magazine, Nikki — the bassist for Motley Crue — is plowing the sex fields of actress and Hollywood MILF Denise Richards. You know, the broad from that movie with Neve Campbell who showed off her nins, and married Charlie Sheen…yeah, her.
She’s 39, and Nikki’s 52. The two have “been neighbors for years,” and reportedly have a lot in common and “are taking things slowly.”
I wish Denise Richards was my fucking neighbor. Lucky son-of-a-bitch. As you well know, Nikki’s dick has explored the inner sanctum of such legendary puss as “Baywatch” actress Donna D’Errico and Kat Von D. By the way, Nikki’s birth name was Frank. Frank. What up, Frank? How’s it hanging, Frank?
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