Noisey Names Metal’s Cutest Boys

Zakk Wylde, Vinnie Paul make the cut

Reunited and it feels so goooodReunited and it feels so gooood


Don’t you dare, for a second, think that the article you’ll find posted here is in any way original.

Oh no, kids. For years, I had proposed, through this very site, that someone issue a response to Revolver’s annual Hottest Chicks In Hard Rock list. For a minute, I recall Zeena Koda even began working on one for GSA.

But then, as I recall, I noticed it was already being done by this other blog, which was run by two chicks. I can’t remember the name of it right now, but once I saw that it had been done before, I told Zeena to shit-can it. So we just ran a poll instead, I think.

Anyways, so, someone at Noisey enlisted writer Kim Kelly to craft her own list of “The Cutest Boys In Metal.”

Not sure if she needs glasses or if she was trying to be funny, but Vinnie Paul and David Draiman make the list. So does Zakk Wylde, In This Moment and Liturgy.

Oh, wait…that was an attempt at humor.

OK. For a second there, I thought Kim lost her grimness.

Am I the only one annoyed by her scribblings?

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