Oceano Frontman Joins Demolisher

Adam Warren

Eww.

Oceano vocalist and naked selfie-shooter Adam Warren has joined the lineup of Chicago hardcore act Demolisher.

Never heard of ‘em.

Warren replaces Nick Terrell, who left the band to do other shit. Wise.

“Today marks a turning point for the band Demolisher. We have a groundswell of big news for now and on the horizon. First, we are saddened to announce the departure of our friend and long time vocalist Nick Terrell. Nick has devoted a lot of time in building Demolisher’s brand of heaviness to where we are today,” says the band.

“He will always be accredited to that. This was a decisions made soley for the best interest of the band to continue to grow and tour more frequently in larger markets, something which Nick’s schedule simply retained him from doing long term.”

Retained him? Dudes, if you are going to use “big words” and don’t know the meaning, look it up first. Using Google. Or (gasp!) a dictionary.

These dudes are dumber than the eye snot I flicked into oblivion this morning on my coffee run.

“With Nick’s departure we are pleased to welcome Adam Warren, also known from Oceano, as our new vocalist,” says the idiots in Demolisher.

“Adam has been a friend of the band since its earliest incarnations, and has helped the band in different forms along the way. Because of this, it is a natural progression and was an easy transition when the options were put before us. Do not worry, Adam will continue to do both bands and with equal ferocity. Adam WILL also be featured on our new single ‘Breaking Point’ and we are hard at work as we speak on a new EP to be released this winter! We thank you all for your continued support.”

Mind you, I had to correct three instances of misspellings in that press release.

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