Of Mice & Men’s Pussy Of A Frontman Cries After Getting Arrested For Assault

Niagara falls…

I have been arrested before in my life. It’s true.

I’m not the goodie-twoshoes I may appear to be on the surface, you judgmental fucks. But I am also no hardened criminal.

I’ve been arrested for small shit. Being a drunk ass. Property damage. Fighting.

Not once did I ever cry. In fact, if anything, I was hard on myself, and angry that I would allow such retardity to take place.

Of Mice & Men vocalist Austin Carlile cried when he was busted for assault in Ohio the other night.

Maybe it was because he knows dudes like him end up being cum rags in prison.

That dude is going to come out either with cum on his skin or dripping from an orifice.

Carlile, 25, of Huntington Beach, and Of Mice & Men drum tech Lionel Robinson, 27, of Escondido, California, were charged with felonious assault after police officers responded to calls of a fight.

They arrived to find an unconscious 22 year-old man splayed out at the scene.

That man was transported to a local hospital by ambulance.

Carlile is accused of striking the man while Robinson apparently kicked the victim while he was down.

Admirable fucking dudes, huh? I love these tough guys who get caught and then cry like little bitches.

Both men were taken to jail and Of Mice & Men cancelled their Saturday and Sunday shows.

By the way, Of Mice & Men may be the worst band to hit the scene since Oceano or the band we do not speak of. I’m serious. They’re not even metal; they’re emo rock.

Buck up, Austin…and take that prison dong like a man!

[UPDATE: So, it has come to light that Austin assaulted the kid because the kid was making fun of a female Of Mice & Men fan who’d died of cancer. While that is sad and the kid acted a dick, how can anyone justify violence as a response to idiocy? Only morons.

UPDATE #2: We have received an email from someone claiming to be the victim in this case, expressing nothing but sympathy for the death of the girl he’s alleged to have made fun of. He denies ever making fun of her, saying the story was contrived by Austin’s fans so they could better cope with the fact that he’s a dirtbag; that’s my summary of the email, and not an exact wording.]

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