I read an article from a reputable news agency claiming an investigation is underway into the alleged performance of a sexual act on stage during the Dead Kennedys’ gig January 15 in Solana Beach, California.
So that’s where I need to move…Solana Beach. Sounds like the girls there are real friendly like.
Pictures posted online seem to show a female audience member on her back on the stage, almost nude. A male audience member is shown in the images performing a sex act on the lady.
Translation: Dude was eating that box or finger-blasting that shit.
The management at the venue for the Dead Kennedys show, the Belly Up Tavern, released a statement to the media, saying: “Of course, we don’t condone this activity in our establishment and security stopped it right away. This is certainly a first for us.”
A spokeperson for the sheriff’s department told reporters that the two fans could be charged with a misdemeanor for publicly exposing themselves if others are “offended or annoyed.”
I’m annoyed I wasn’t there to watch.
Thus far, no complaints have been filed.
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