I have never, ever listened to Flyleaf and thought, “I need to hear more of this.”
Never. They’re as cool as a prolapsed rectum, which is not very cool at all.
Flyleaf’s one redeeming quality was their singer, who most dudes would agree is petite and cute (i.e.; plowable.)
Today, Flyleaf announced the departure of long time singer Lacey Sturm. The band’s final album with Lacey, New Horizons, will be out on October 30 on A&M/Octone Records.
Kristen May of formerly of the band Vedera will be stepping in as the band’s lead singer for future tour dates.
“I have been beyond blessed to be in Flyleaf for the past ten years, touring with 4 amazing men and the Flyleaf crew, whom I love like my flesh and blood family,” say Lacey.
“They have all given so much. It took everyone on our team to make the beauty in Flyleaf possible. I am honored to have met so many wonderful people who love Flyleaf music all over the world. Your incredible stories continue to inspire me. I am very thankful to have recently become a mom to one of the greatest blessings of my life, my son Jack. You may have also heard that we recently lost our brilliant sound engineer, Rich Caldwell, in a devastating car accident. Now, more than ever, I understand the phrase Memento Mori.
“I understand that, for me, living life to the fullest in this season means to step down as the lead singer for Flyleaf. I wish the best to Jared, Pat, Sameer and James and I know that as I continue to pursue the highest heights of what I am created for, it will free them all to pursue that for themselves too.”
Chick’s gotta be loaded. She doesn’t need to be in a band anymore. And I see her doing her own thing, a la Gwen Stefani anyways.
“The guys will continue to tour and write music together. I’m so very grateful that they are able to do what they desire and that there is a beautiful and talented, warm hearted girl like Kristen May to sing for them. Because of this, you will all get a chance to see a new Flyleaf show and support the new album.
“As I take this first step on a new journey, I pray that each one of you would pursue your highest calling with reckless abandon as well, understanding that sometimes the fullness of life comes in doing things that are only understood by you, God, and the special people God has put in your life that truly love you for you… not for what you do, but for who you are. I love you guys so much and in many ways, I will stay in touch. May God bless you all with healthy hearts, full of courage to weather the journey to your own New Horizons.”
So, that’s one less chick to put in Revolver’s annual list of metal’s most bangable.
Flyleaf are the musical equivalent of hay fever.
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