So, I’m a slacker. I wait until the very last fucking minute to do everything. Like my taxes. After I write this post, I will be doing my taxes for this year. I can’t fucking wait. Fucking taxes. Fucking thing sucks.
At least I don’t have the kind of tax problems Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are dealing with. According to TMZ.com, the IRS filed a document last Monday with the L.A. County Recorder’s Office. The documents claims Ozzy and Sharon owe $718,948.25 for the 2008 tax year, and $1,024,175.03 for 2009.
Back in 2009, Sharon had a tax lien issue when she owed $23,000 to the State of California for the 2007 tax year. Maybe that’s why Ozzy and Sharon recently put their Malibu beach house on the market for $10 million…to help satisfy the lien.
The couple’s daughter, Kelly, also has tax issues…last month the State of California filed a lien against her for $34,000.
Fucking taxes, man. Fuck taxes. I’m fucking over this shit. That said, I’m off to pay my taxes. Fuck me.
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