Who in their right mind would want to own a black jumpsuit Ozzy Osbourne sweated his ass off in, under the hot lamps of a video shoot, for a Super Bowl spot with Justin Bieber? WHO? I could see maybe owning something Ozzy wore back in the Black Sabbath days, but a black jumpsuit he wore for a Best Buy commercial? What a waste of fucking money! Who has that kind of disposable income? Not this dude.
I’d like to punch the person who buys this jumpsuit right in the fucking babymaker. Of course, it’s not like Ozzy will keep the money from the sale of the suit; it is being auctioned off on eBay, with the proceeds benefitting the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Program at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Best Buy is also “donating” Bieber’s suit. Wonder which auction will get more bids. The suits, according to reports, cost $30,000 to produce. Each suit is auctioned separately, but both are available for bids.
By the way, that Best Buy ad is re-airing during the Grammys. So there’s another reason to DVR and skip through the commercials.
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