The Osbournes — Sharon and her cash cow, Ozzy — are reportedly on the rocks, with the couple living in separate residences.
The second you start living apart, that’s it. Take it from me, folks. When she moves out, that’s the end, because it opens the door to new chicks traipsing into your bed.
Ozzy’s moving back to London, leaving Los Angeles and the surgically-enhanced models that live there so he can rekindle the fire between he and Sharon.
It’s probably too fucking late, but reports claim he wants to make the marriage work.
The couple’s union took a nosedive after Ozzy went back to boozing and drugging.
The Osbournes have been seen out in public without their wedding rings, but Ozzy is moving to England — where Sharon has a new million-dollar gig — so they can be together.
I know most of you don’t give a fuck, but I bet several of you probably secretly do care. I know most of our female readers will care.
“Ozzy loves living in LA but he knows that if he doesn’t return to England with Sharon it could be disastrous for their relationship,” says a source close to the couple.
“By supporting Sharon in the UK it means they can work through their problems and she can help him with his issues. They will be staying at their house in Buckinghamshire which is in the countryside and very peaceful, like a haven.
“This is something they need to do for each other.”
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