Ozzy Osbourne Wants To Work With Adele

Ozzy Osbourne

That makes sense. They’re both from England, and Ozzy Osbourne’s always looking for ways to make more dough to keep Sharon quiet.

Why not work with Adele?

But something tells me she’d never work with the Ozzman.

Rip It Up spoke with Ozzy recently, and he discussed everything from trying to go vegan to wanting to work with the portly pop star.

“I’d die a happy man,” Ozzy says, if he were to collaborate with Adele. “I think she’s fucking great. She’s not fucking botox-faced, she’s a normal, healthy girl who speaks in her native accent.”

Unlike Sharon?

And what was it like going vegan?

“I tried it, but I didn’t last more than a week or two. I’m eating more meat now than ever! The only meat I haven’t touched is the horse they’re eating over here. I’ll eat anything.”

He will. He’s had dove meat and bat meat. He don’t discriminate.

“I’ll tell you what I really missed — meat! How can the guy who bit the head off several creatures suddenly turn full circle and now live on vegetables? That doesn’t sound right. I was Satan last week, now I’m on some fucking do-it-yourself gardening experience. These days I’m on a very low-carb, high-protein diet and I’ve dropped 30 pounds and I exercise like a freak. I’m 65 this year. God only knows how I got that far — I should have been dead a thousand times.”

Ozzy’s losing it.

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