See, this is why I stay away from the mosh pit.
Half those motherfuckers in there are crazy, man. The other half just want to fit in.
I say fuck all that. I’ll be on the side, drinking my beer, while you dipshits stab each other.
Last night, two people were hospitalized for injuries that they sustained during Cattle Decapitation’s show in La Habra, California.
A 30-year-old fan of the band is allegedly to have cut someone else on the side of the neck with a knife.
Why? He was upset with that person because he kept getting pushed around by dudes in the mosh pit.
Other concertgoers then joined forces to beat the ever-living shit out of the knife-wielding asshole.
Both the alleged slasher and his victim were subsequently hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries; the aggressor is expected to be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
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