That’s right, you aged, weathered, ashy-elbowed fuck!
This summer, we will travel back 30 years to the 1980s, when the men wore more makeup than the women and the cocaine flowed like wine.
Why? Because drummer Rikki Rockett has confirmed, through the magic of Facebook, that Poison will tour with Def Leppard this summer.
Exact cities and dates are expected to be announced soon.
Tickets will likely cost more than they should. That means that only rich, old people will attend.
The timing of the tour couldn’t be better. For Poison and Def Leppard, anyways.
This summer, the film adaptation of the Broadway hit “Rock of Ages” will be in movie theaters.
“Rock Of Ages” stars Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Paul Giamatti, and Malin Akerman, who is pictured above. The film opens nationwide June 1.
If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.