Primitive Man’s Van Jacked

The stolen vanThe stolen van

The stolen van

Primitive Man are down a van.

Their touring whip was stolen in Denver, of all places.

Aren’t people there too high these days to do anything other than be cool?

The van’s basically hideous, so if you live in Denver, and you’ve spotted it, call 911.

We’re not sure how this will impact the band’s immediate touring plans, or if they even have any.

All we can confirm is that who ever stole this van’s a right dick.

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