I hate to use the word rape, but what else would you call a band selling its fans a $229 box set?
I call it raping.
Seems to me Five Finger Death Punch fans don’t mind being raped, because I’m sure tons of them will snatch up the box, which contains both volumes of the band’s latest album, The Wrong Side Of Heaven And The Righteous Side Of Hell.
The box set also comes with a special Five Finger Blasted Nuns shirt, a signed glow in the dark poster, a flag, and downloads of two songs featuring Rob Zombie and Demon Hunter’s Ryan Clark.
I’d rather buy gonorrhea, if that were possible.
Then, I would roll around in it, naked. That is what I’d rather do.
But you can pre-order the box here, if you’re a fucking loser like that.
Being a fan of shit is expensive.
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