Why the fuck would I want to garnish my steak with hot sauce from Ratt singer Stephen Pearcy? A better question is, why wouldn’t I???
I hope it tastes like old dude’s brow sweat.
I kid, I kid. Ratt’s Pearcy has partnered with High River Sauces — the same folks who created the Bring Me The Horizon sauce — and in January, will release “The Kill” and “Detonator” sauces.
“Prepare your taste buds for the ultimate hot sauce and BBQ sauces, ‘Detonator,’ the hot sauce and ‘The Kill,’ the BBQ sauce, made with Chris Santos, the ultimate chef,” a press release says.
“Recently FDA-approved and soon ready to go, expect these legendary sauces at stores, restaurants, and on your table in January.”
“Detonator” is described as a hot sauce that will “surely light your fuse. Perfect for chips, tacos, or anything that needs to be lit up.”
“The Kill” is a “tangy BBQ sauce to complement any dish off the barbie.” I love tangy BBQ sauce. That shit’s the bomb, sizzon!
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