Readers’ Bands: Born To Suffer Will Make You Pay

Born to Suffer

I’ve been doing this Readers’ Bands column for a while now, and week after week, I am consistently amazed by some of the groups that actually exist out there in the world.

Because some of these bands are just so bad, I can’t believe they actually carry on with hopes of making a name for themselves.

Today’s band is from Russia and they’re worse than getting dog shit under one of your nails. No matter how hard you scrub, Born To Suffer just won’t go away.

They’re a metalcore band with really bad haircuts and impeccably bad timing.

At 2:10 in the following video, you’ll see some of the weakest headbanging this side of Michael J. Fox.

“Good day sir,” writes Maxim, an obviously polite reader of the GSA and member of the band. “My band has released an album. Would that be interesting for you to publish it on your site?”

Maxim, lots of bands release albums. Not all of them should.

I think yours might be one of them that shouldn’t be recording. But that’s my opinion. I could be wrong. For all I know, you’re huge in Russia. But in America, you’d be the soundtrack to overweight Hot Topic employees’ cherry poppings.

Which is to say I’m not into what you’re putting out.

Check the band’s song out below. Am I right, or am I right?

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