Readers’ Bands: Ferrett Are Fucking Terrible

Year of the Ferrett

There’s nothing worse than a jokey band that’s not funny and not talented.

Such is the case with New York’s Ferrett, whose guitarist, Nick, reached out to us recently to let us know how much he digs GSA.

Too bad I have nothing nice to say in return.

After listening to two tracks from Ferrett, I wished I hadn’t. Immediately. And so I stopped.

Chances are the rest of their songs are just as shitty. You can hear for yourself at the end of this post. Tell me I’m wrong.

“Our debut release is days away and we’d love you to spread the word on your site if you dig it,” says Nick. “It’s glammy, thrashy, heavy and fun as hell, so please do enjoy.”

I didn’t.

In fact, you guys need to stop. Like, yesterday. No more. No mas. You fucking blow. And I don’t say that often. But there’s nothing worth salvaging here.

We already have those assholes Steel Panther to do what you do, and they’re fucking ten times better at it…which isn’t saying much.

This stuff’s worse than anything Mark Wahlberg’s character from “Boogie Nights” came up with in the studio.

Year of the Ferret by FerreTT

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