You can stop worrying, folks.
Axl Rose has gotten his precious jewels back.
You may recall yesterday, we reported that Axl had $200,000 in chains and necklaces pinched while he was at some model-infested after-party. I guess his jewels were on display; he wasn’t wearing them when they were taken.
Turns out some ditzy, alcoholic model “accidentally” put the gold-and-diamond necklaces in her hand bag, only to wake up in a pool of her own vomit to discover — EGADS! — she stole the Guns N’ Roses frontman’s prized jewels.
Axl took to his Twitter today, to reveal his shit was returned. We can all now breathe a sigh of relief, and carry on with our lives.
“Got my things back (really just an excited fan.),” says Axl, who clearly got fellatio from this broad before he dropped the charges.
“Thank you to the person for returning them n’ big thanks 2 the Paris police,” writes Rose.