Report Issued On Metallica Drummer’s Bachelor Party

Actors Bradley Cooper, Ian McKellen joined Lars and James for some stripper-less bowling

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Pretty soon, Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich will get married to a woman taller than him.

I give the man credit. I once dated a chick who was taller than me, and I always felt like a little kid around her.

Seeing as Lars is getting hitched, his buddy Mike Judge, the creator of “Beavis and Butthead,” decided to throw him a bachelor party, which was covered by People’s site.

The San Francisco bash went down at the Lucky Strike bowling alley Saturday. James Hetfield was there, as was Bradley Cooper and Ian McKellen.

Man, I figured Bradley Cooper would be too busy getting laid to do anything else.

But, People reports Cooper was the “top bowler” and that the group hung out in a “private Green Room,” where they “ate sushi and spinach dip,” before heading off to a celebratory dinner.

Whack. No strippers, not a bachelor party.

Before I got married to the woman I divorced, I didn’t have a bachelor party. They’re kind of lame, in my opinion. But if you are going to go ahead with one, go all out and get some strippers. Preferably touchy feely ones.

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