The thing about Rob Zombie is, he’s got rabid fucking fans. They live for the man’s work and gobble up the dude’s extensive line of merchandise like the fate of the free world depended on it. But Rob’s bordering on ridiculous with all the products he’s hawking.
Rob Zombie is the new Kiss. Next thing you know, there’s going to be a Rob Zombie coffin or Rob Zombie cremation units. Not long after releasing his own line of fucking coffee, here comes Rob with an officially-licensed Rob Zombie Voodoo Doll.
The doll stands approximately 10 inches tall, includes six skeleton pins, and comes packaged in its own coffin box. If you really need to have the doll, you can buy it here.
I’m no voodoo doll expert, but does this mean that every time someone sticks a pin in the Rob Zombie voodoo doll, the real Rob will feel pain in his various extremities? What is this dude, a masochist?
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