Rob Zombie Says He’s Not Old, Likes Kids

Rob and his wife

Well, he didn’t say that but Rob Zombie is disgusted.

Reports that he and his wife, Mrs. Zombie, are fighting the town of Woodbury, Connecticut, over the hours and location of a skate park near where the couple lives, are just not accurate, he says.

He is not trying to move the skateboard park that is in the playground adjacent to the Zombie estate, but he has copped to filing noise complaints.

“It seems nuts to even have to address this, but I guess I will,” says Rob in a post online.

“Some really crazy articles have popped up making claims about ‘hating skaters’ and ‘hating children.’ None of this is true and it makes me sick that someone would print such lies.”

Dude…actions speak louder than words.

“There is a simple matter going on in which we are trying to find a solution that will make EVERYBODY happy. Unfortunately, someone decided to turn it into a whole ugly event. What a bummer.”

What’s a bummer is you bought a house near a park, and now expect there to be absolute silence around your property. What the fuck, bro. I bought a place next to a school. I knew there was a school next door, and I knew kids would be screaming at all hours.

Am I complaining to my town? No. Because I’m not entitled.

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