Why, Bobby? Why do you continue to deny us the only reunion we even care about…after Faith No More got back together? Come on. It’s easy money, Rob. Just pull the fucking trigger already. We’ll even let Pink Floyd open for you, although it should really be the other way around. Your kids will never have to work a day in their lives.
Nope, says Plant. Not gonna do it…not, gun, do, it. Robert Plant is holding out like my eighth grade girlfriend. Only difference is, we can’t give Robbie Zima and hope for the best. He’s a grown-ass man, and probably wouldn’t drink Zima if we gave him some. At least not a whole Zima. He might try it. Take a sip. But then he’d probably grimace and say something like, “My dear boy, this tastes worse than Gollum’s ejaculate.”
In a recent interview with Telegraph, Robert was once again asked if he thinks it will ever happen. “I really had a wonderful time,” Bobby P says. “It was the best Led Zeppelin gig since 1975.” But no, “I don’t think so. You’ve got to have a lot in common with the people you’re working with at this time in your life. Everything has to move on and forward, in all relationships.
“I know that bands that haven’t put out a record for 10 years are playing to 20,000 people a night,” he continues. “But that’s not the achievement. The achievement is to knock yourself out. It’s a very selfish thing. The tail must never wag the dog.”
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