I knew no one was going to care about this stupid fucking movie.
There are no original movie ideas left, or at least not any that Hollywood’s willing to take a gamble on. That’s why they adapt every fucking musical that generates some interest.
“Rock of Ages,” which starred Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand and a bunch of hot broads, earned a dismal $15.1 million at the box office in its opening weekend.
The film reportedly cost $75 million to produce, making it highly unlikely that it will match its production budget domestically.
“Rock Of Ages” did not excited overseas audiences either. It grossed $4.1 million from 10 markets. It came in #3 in the U.K. and Australia, earning $1.7 million and $1.4 million, respectively.
This makes me so happy. I didn’t want to see “Rock of Ages” on stage and I sure as fuck don’t wanna see it on the big screen.
In fact, I won’t even be watching that shit when it’s on Starz in a month.
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